Bamlidnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome bird.

Bamlidnarl created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamlidnarl, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamlidnarl, he will curse you with boils.

Bamlidnarl's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bamlidnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.