Bugdissril is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental bee.

Bugdissril created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugdissril, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugdissril, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bugdissril's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bugdissril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.