Fudhugkimpomciss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty armadillo.

Fudhugkimpomciss created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudhugkimpomciss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudhugkimpomciss, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fudhugkimpomciss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fudhugkimpomciss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fudhugkimpomciss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.