Vanlentail is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, strong lobster.

Vanlentail created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vanlentail, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vanlentail, he will not care at all.

Vanlentail's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vanlentail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at rivers.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Never mention eagles.