Ranvogbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome bee.

Ranvogbab created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ranvogbab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranvogbab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ranvogbab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ranvogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.

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