Mifhuntun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful toad.

Mifhuntun created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifhuntun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifhuntun, it will turn you into a duck.

Mifhuntun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mifhuntun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never adorn your arms with black markings.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not place strawberries upon stone.

5. Never hurt hamsters.