Mignurfetbabwadhatkikxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving crow.

Mignurfetbabwadhatkikxuc created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mignurfetbabwadhatkikxuc, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mignurfetbabwadhatkikxuc, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mignurfetbabwadhatkikxuc's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mignurfetbabwadhatkikxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.