Fotdadzaghom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful gnu.

Fotdadzaghom created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fotdadzaghom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fotdadzaghom, he will strike you with lightening.

Fotdadzaghom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fotdadzaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never stain your face with gray.

5. Never eat bark.