Nurfun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm faun.

Nurfun created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurfun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurfun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nurfun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nurfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Do not place strawberries upon stone.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Put Nurfun first in all things.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.