Budkancen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow wyvern.

Budkancen created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budkancen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budkancen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Budkancen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Budkancen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Budkancen loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Budkancen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.