Himlunnell is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful wyvern.

Himlunnell created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlunnell, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himlunnell, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Himlunnell's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Himlunnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise stockings.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

3. Never mix onions with blood.

4. Run away if five mites approach from the west.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.