Rowsomdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind tapir.

Rowsomdoss created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsomdoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowsomdoss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rowsomdoss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rowsomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare tomatoes during summer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Rowsomdoss loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.