Cenflanbin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak swan.

Cenflanbin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenflanbin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenflanbin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cenflanbin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cenflanbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never stain your chest with magenta.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.