Flathenfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humorless hummingbird.

Flathenfoss created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flathenfoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flathenfoss, he will laugh at you.

Flathenfoss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flathenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with green.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.