Gemgan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving whale.

Gemgan created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Gemgan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemgan, he will remove you from existence.

Gemgan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gemgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always store bananas above ground.

3. Never approach forests carrying stone.

4. Retreat if nine ants approach from the north.

5. Never gather eight mites in one place.