Busgofleg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, annoying elephant.

Busgofleg created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Busgofleg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busgofleg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busgofleg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Busgofleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing north.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.