Bellflismid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful eagle.

Bellflismid created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellflismid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bellflismid, he will think nothing of it.

Bellflismid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bellflismid's Holy Commandments

1. Bellflismid loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.