Yambissgem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody newt.

Yambissgem created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambissgem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yambissgem, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yambissgem's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yambissgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing mauve hats and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Yambissgem loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.