Kadlarnved is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful snail.

Kadlarnved created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Kadlarnved, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kadlarnved, it will not care.

Kadlarnved's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kadlarnved's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

3. You must love Kadlarnved.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.