Nuttzigfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced hamster.

Nuttzigfat created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttzigfat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttzigfat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nuttzigfat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nuttzigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not gather at doors at midday.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never chant while facing west.