Jinligxem is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring snake.

Jinligxem created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinligxem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jinligxem, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jinligxem's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jinligxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six badgers in one place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not take Jinligxem's name in vain.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.