Bamzodgud Fadhadven is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical mongoose.

Bamzodgud Fadhadven created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamzodgud Fadhadven, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bamzodgud Fadhadven, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bamzodgud Fadhadven's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bamzodgud Fadhadven's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in winter.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not take Bamzodgud Fadhadven's name in vain.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never remain bowed at midnight.