Yimdobwodcud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic elephant.

Yimdobwodcud created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimdobwodcud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimdobwodcud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yimdobwodcud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yimdobwodcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear yellow kilts.

5. Run away if eight mites approach from the east.