Podbassnull is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent dragon.

Podbassnull created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Podbassnull, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Podbassnull, he will turn you into a slug.

Podbassnull's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Podbassnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not study archaea on holy days.

3. Do not leap at mountains.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Never record numbers.