Poddodbem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud parrot.

Poddodbem created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poddodbem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Poddodbem, it will turn you into a slug.

Poddodbem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Poddodbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear white shoes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Learn five new languages a year.