Labhatbab Stantailcet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody snake.

Labhatbab Stantailcet created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labhatbab Stantailcet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Labhatbab Stantailcet, she will turn you into a frog.

Labhatbab Stantailcet's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Labhatbab Stantailcet's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Labhatbab Stantailcet.

2. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.