Dussbugfed is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, contented shark.

Dussbugfed created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussbugfed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussbugfed, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dussbugfed's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dussbugfed's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear green jumpers on sacred days.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.