Wigdibvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow parrot.

Wigdibvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigdibvab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigdibvab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wigdibvab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wigdibvab's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Always store limes above ground.