Gatnellfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, smart tortoise.

Gatnellfon created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gatnellfon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gatnellfon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gatnellfon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gatnellfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not fashion tools from tin.