Yikbed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful squid.

Yikbed created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbed, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikbed, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Yikbed's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yikbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Yikbed loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fire.