Panwatnak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered dingo.

Panwatnak created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Panwatnak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Panwatnak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Panwatnak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Panwatnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing blue coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.