Shavkomlit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awesome troll.

Shavkomlit created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavkomlit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavkomlit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Shavkomlit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Shavkomlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Shavkomlit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing jumpers.

5. Never talk about tapirs.