Hommitfom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless mink.

Hommitfom created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hommitfom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hommitfom, she will not care at all.

Hommitfom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hommitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at black holes.