Bunwipshavfem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying jaguar.

Bunwipshavfem created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bunwipshavfem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunwipshavfem, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bunwipshavfem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bunwipshavfem's Holy Commandments

1. Bunwipshavfem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never run in the presence of elders.

4. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not consume garlic at dawn.