Nigtikzan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying squirrel.

Nigtikzan created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nigtikzan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigtikzan, it will torture you forever.

Nigtikzan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nigtikzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never adorn your chest with red markings.