Wabfomsas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciless wyvern.

Wabfomsas created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabfomsas, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wabfomsas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wabfomsas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wabfomsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. You must pray to Wabfomsas nine times a day.

5. Feed all hungry horses.