Butxinpag Saddobquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage goose.

Butxinpag Saddobquaf created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butxinpag Saddobquaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butxinpag Saddobquaf, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Butxinpag Saddobquaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Butxinpag Saddobquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume rice at dawn.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Do not place garlic upon stone.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.