Bemranyimcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage mouse.

Bemranyimcat created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Bemranyimcat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bemranyimcat, it will torture you forever.

Bemranyimcat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bemranyimcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

4. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bemranyimcat on top of all buildings.