Mottagbot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful bee.

Mottagbot created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mottagbot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mottagbot, he will turn you into a worm.

Mottagbot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mottagbot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not prepare garlic while wearing shoes.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Mottagbot seven times a day.