Quartflyfum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate goblin.

Quartflyfum created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartflyfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quartflyfum, it will turn you into a frog.

Quartflyfum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quartflyfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Never feed parsnips to mites while wearing indigo shirts.