Higbaglin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking wolf.

Higbaglin created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Higbaglin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Higbaglin, she will not care.

Higbaglin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Higbaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Higbaglin on top of important buildings.

3. Higbaglin loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Learn four new languages a year.