Hunpassit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited crow.

Hunpassit created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hunpassit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunpassit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunpassit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hunpassit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must pray to Hunpassit three times a day.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Do not wear trousers marked with orange.