Bodquillbid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate whale.

Bodquillbid created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bodquillbid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodquillbid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bodquillbid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bodquillbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about stars.