Bassbeggud is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless giraffe.

Bassbeggud created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbeggud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bassbeggud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bassbeggud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bassbeggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while wearing boots.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Do not travel during winter.