Bassnurdib is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient jaguar.

Bassnurdib created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassnurdib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bassnurdib, he will not care.

Bassnurdib's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bassnurdib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Do not run in public.