Quamraprag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous raccoon.

Quamraprag created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamraprag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quamraprag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quamraprag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Quamraprag's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing west.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Quamraprag on top of all buildings.

4. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.