Lopgudfom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever wolf.

Lopgudfom created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopgudfom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lopgudfom, he will turn you into a snail.

Lopgudfom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Lopgudfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lopgudfom on top of all buildings.

2. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.