Gubgidnab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless butterfly.

Gubgidnab created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubgidnab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubgidnab, she will remove you from existence.

Gubgidnab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gubgidnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with black.

2. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.