Nildussrap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent newt.

Nildussrap created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildussrap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nildussrap, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nildussrap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nildussrap's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.