Stanarffag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong fish.

Stanarffag created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Stanarffag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stanarffag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stanarffag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stanarffag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not wear hats marked with white.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never prepare strawberries during winter.

5. Do not resist balance.